- If you're a photogenic phemale and want to augment your portfolio (and mine) then send me an e-mail with the subject "future top model". Please attach a current photo as well.
- If you want your way with any of my photos then send an e-mail with the subject "I want that"
- If you'd like some excellent f'ing pet photos, wedding photos, or other amazingness-for-pay then contact my homey Jaime Fritsch.
- All other inquiries please send an e-mail with the subject "Please resign immediately, dubya" and keep your fingers crossed.
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